So last week I was walking in the woods when I nearly stepped onto some dog poo. But I was able to catch my foot in time and change its trajectory. Feeling proud of my quick thinking I began to strut with my head held a little higher. But TWISTED FATE my friends, for seconds later a damn bird flew by and excreted on my shoulder. I was meant to get feces on me that day. It's like that movie Final Destination, where those kids cheat death but death hunts them down anyways.
Only mine was shit........I smell a new MOVIE franchise on the horizon...
Ya, I'm a dude in this story. Male's are just easier to draw. Just imagine boobs and hair. |
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